Salmonella, Peter Pan and Valentine's Day

So you've all heard about the Peter Pan and the Salmonella scare that has swept the country. Quite devastating, people turning sick up all over the U.S. Specifically, friends I know have come into contact with this treacherous bandit named Peter Pan in their homes and schools. Even one of my law professors is wondering about his chances of getting salmonella poisoning. School children from my hometown were fed this particular lot of peanut butter, now I know why SC is 49th in the country in Education. I digress. I have never had the inclination to write a note, but when this story was relayed to me, I just had to broadcast it to Facebook land. One of my dear 1L friends' sister's boyfriend, yeah lost yet? Anyway, the IL's sister's boyfriend tells his girlfriend (1L's sister) that all he wants for Valentine's Day is Crunch bars and peanut butter, and guess what kind of peanut butter did she get? You guessed it, Peter Pan. The poor kid has been sick for a week, and my 1L friend is seeing dollar bill signs in her eyes and from her grade in Torts, I would kill to be second counsel on this one. If nothing else, get some salmonella free Peter Pan peanut butter. What is the moral of this story? I don't really have one. Be careful what you ask for, you might get it? or Stay away from Peter Pan peanut butter lot # 2111. Maybe that's it. Well maybe I’ll get better at this note writing in the future, and maybe I’ll start a blog. All the cool kids and professors at Jones are doing it. But if anything hope you all enjoyed a laugh. In passing, I heard the guy is doing much better, but is afraid of any edible food his gf gives him. Heck, with the way girls cook these days, I don’t blame him.